[Obligatory First Post Explaining What This Mess Is]

Welcome one, welcome all. This blog is coming into existence because after the first couple of sessions of a Dungeons and Dragons game had come and gone, the players and myself decided we wanted to keep a running chronicle of the DM's (read: my) pain and the preferable laughter that results from it. So sit down (assuming you aren't already), strap in (what kind of weird chairs do you HAVE at your house, anyway?), and hang on. It only gets weirder from here.

Every game begins this way.